Oh, Pirate country! Hate
First draft for the Anthem by Lord Wonsittart, 1st Duke and Sheik of Absurdistan. And it ist not based on the Kaiserlied.
Oh, Pirate Land,
My country 'tis of thee.
Booze, boobs and bootee,
Are what we livin' for!
Your rum is clear, so is your beer!
Our cups are brimming!
Our schoners are set for the prey!
We're coming for you!
Oh Pirate Land! Booty and the binge!
The mulatto revoolooshan!
The mulatto revoolooshan!
BTW, google.com says, Pirate Land is in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
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