Thursday, July 20, 2006

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Hot brownie Eve is back in town:-D

I am back and also naja eigendlich tomorrow again away ...... 'm not the greatest degree of pleasure is a long story in here to update Mallorca, just too hot and headless .... but is it interested in just ask, I will bubble with experiences from me like a fountain filled with sparkling ;-)

Ballermann-Alaaaaaarm!! with my lovely mum in the mega park
 

Sun is shining, the weahter is sweet                                                                        

                                                                                                                                                                          

me and my stupid posing * lol * ; ; ;
olle aldde the oldest olive tree in the world in Palma and in front of an Elvis blend named me
In Arta


the very early morning departure

if you wonder about my great great Elvis überstgeniale Friese ..... over 36grad there is no other way .... you just sweat from sitting as after 10km run .... and pink drops on my skin has never been entirely my Also:-D


Saturday, July 8, 2006

Split Hard Skin On Feet

The Re-Won-Looshan

My dear friends,

the Revolution is coming. Though it is not imminent it is only a matter of time for it to wash over our motherly planet to wash away all of mankind's sins and woes. Just like the revolutions we saw in France or Cuba, only at a larger scale. But wisdom is not wise words.

Friday, July 7, 2006

Smoking Sage And Blue Lotus

PLASA

The Pirate Land Aeronautics and Space Agency in action.

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Jolly Roger

Standard Jolly Roger


The notorious, most feared Red Jolly Roger that originally gave the Jolly Roger its name. The normal pirates hat black flags. The cruelest hat the Red Jolly Roger, drenched in blood.


Edward "England" Seegar's flag. He was the most soft-hearted pirate in history who tried to avoid killing whenever possible. This pissed off his crew. They mutinized and kicked him out and he starved as a beggar. Did I mention that England was an Irishman? I like this guy.


Edward "Blackbeard" Teach/Thatch's Flag


Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts first flag


Black Bart's second flag. B in ABH stands for Barbados, M in AMH stands for Martinique.


"Calico" Jack Rackham's flag. His girlfriend was the notorious pirate Anne Bonny. And Anne`s friend Mary Read was also part of his crew. The say is, the crew got caught because they all had passed out from a night of binge drinking.


Roberto Cofresí Y Ramirez de Arellano's flag is identical to Calico's. Son to a Puertorican mother the nationality of this corsair's father is unknown. Either Italian or German, the legend says. He is Puerto Rico's Robin Hood. After the Puertorican government withdrew its letter of marque he was captured by USAmericans and turned over to Spain.

Brethren of The Coast


The angry Brethren of The Coast


Walter Kennedy


Christopher "Chris" Condent, one of the most atrocious pirates. He operated mostly along the coasts of the USA and Brazil and later went to Madagascar followed by Edward England and John Taylor.


Edmund Condent


Christopher Moody


John Taylor captured the most valuable prize in pirate history, the "Nostra Senhora do Cabo", and is therefore my role model.


Richard Worley


Emanuel Wynne


Thomas Tew


Edward Low


Henry Every


Henry Every while pissed off.


Stede Bonnet


John Quelch


Jean Thomas "Captain" Dulaien

How To Get A Blemish Free Butt

La donna e mobile - Women Are Fickle



Verdi Knew it all along. This one's for you, Marek Andrzej "Sokół" Kowalski from me before "El cerdo macho Sagaz de Oro, the Terrible Twins. That I'll explain later.


Woman is a feather in the wind

dumb accent and thought


-The woman is fickle
-Like a feather in the wind-Changes

her words-her thoughts And Also

More amiable,

pretty face in tears or in laughter is a liar


-Always a lovely,
-Pretty Face-
Crying or laughing
-It 's lying to you

Always miserable
who she trusts
who confides
unwary heart

-He is always miserable
-That-That trusts in her
confides in her
-His unwary heart


Yet one never feels fully happy on that breast

who does not drink love! Yet nobody feels

-
-Fully happy Who on-
That bosom
-Doesn 't drink love! So much for German

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Growth On Right Temple

The game was not lubricated, it was covered

"Gastfreundschaft": On my way home from watching the semifinals Between Italy and Germany at Heather's and "Big Poppa Chinese" Buche's I got yelled at and Attacked Because Of That Italy-Shirt I was wearing. People Were Trying to hit me. Every two meters Were people shouting abuse at me, "Scheiss Italiener", "Italo-Schwuchtel", "Spaghettifresser" "Pizzabäcker" etc to name a few. At first I just chose to ignore it. Sore losers, I told myself. But at Kellinghusenstr. station things slowly started getting out of hand. The other platform was crowded with people who shouted just the aforementioned insults at me. I tried to ignore it. But you know me, I am not very good at that. I started singing - no, shouting - L'inno di Mameli which drove the Germans into a frenzy (No, I am not saying: Into THEIR frenzy). Fortunately my train just arrived before they could lynch me. Inside the train I sat next to an Italian guy and his two German friends who told me that line that is the subject of this posting. He was not angry at words like "Italo-Schwuchtel", he was mad at "Pizzabäcker" which I can perfectly understand. The other expletives just show what sore losers those shouting these words are. But this whole Pizza-thing really reflects the arrogance of those who use these shitty expressions (I am putting it this way instead of saying "the Germans" in order to get Toby's approval). It angered me, too, reading this kind of stuff at the stern.de forum. Anyroad, after getting off the train on my walk home I got shouted at so many times I can't even count those events. I can hardly find the words to describe the whole situation. I got attacked several times, even by two teenage girls. I got in one serious fight with a guy that hit me (unprovoked, I may add). I hit him back which was kind of a bad idea since he was part of a larger group. But then, luckily, there were many people who came to my aid. Anyroad, that reminds me of that "discussion" I had with somebody whom I don't remember anymore some days ago:
Somebody: Did you see the news? Those English again, after every match of the English team, so many arrests. That's so typical.
Lord Wonsittart: Did you also see, after the England match in Dortmund 300 people got arrested. Only 15 of them were Britons. 285 were Germans.

I am sure, if the cities had not been full of police there damn sure would have been riots.

Where is your point, you may ask. There is none. I am just telling you what I experienced after Germany got kicked out of the tournament.
Well, I do have a point. The "Deutsche, weltoffene Gastfreundschaft" is a load of bullcrap. But don't get me wrong, I don't want to go ranting over Germany again. Other countries are exactly the same. Except for Japan, of course. I am still angered.

Addendum 1 (10:53 am): Hostile - the word I have been thinking about all the time but couldn't quite... now I can't ... the word that would belong into the blanks. But the general mood was very hostile.
Addendum 2: Mood was pretty pro-Italian and peaceful and harmonic in Eppendorf. As my public health professor said: In history Eppendorf has usually been better off than the rest of Hamburg because education does matter after all. I just forgot the positive aspects of last night because of my angering experiences.
Addendum 3: VAVA and MTV have removed the Burschenschaftenfahne aka Schwarz-Rot-Gold/Messing from their logos. That sucks.
Addendum 4: Oh mein Gosch, Ihr habt Bruno getötet! Ihr Schweine!

Monday, July 3, 2006

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Oh, Pirate country! Hate

First draft for the Anthem by Lord Wonsittart, 1st Duke and Sheik of Absurdistan. And it ist not based on the Kaiserlied.

Oh, Pirate Land,
My country 'tis of thee.
Booze, boobs and bootee,
Are what we livin' for!
Your rum is clear, so is your beer!
Our cups are brimming!
Our schoners are set for the prey!
We're coming for you!

Oh Pirate Land! Booty and the binge!
The mulatto revoolooshan!
The mulatto revoolooshan!

BTW, google.com says, Pirate Land is in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.