Sunday, December 3, 2006

Python Is Not Recognized As An

Soundtrack of The Week

Won Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (Come To An End)
second Green Day - Good Riddance
third Die Happy - Good Bye
4th Chantal Kreviazuk - Leaving On A Jetplane
5th Hatebreed - Confide in No One


Flames to dust, lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end?
...
Traveling I only stop at exits Wondering if I'll stay

Young and restless Living this way I stress

less I want to pull away when the dream this
The pain sets in and I do not cry I only feel
gravity and I wonder why

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Jdl Hair Straightener

I was coerced, forced, I had to do that:-D

first Your Middle Name: (your second first name)

second Age: (age)

third Single or Taken: (single or forgiven)

4th CURRENT favorite movie / TV show: (current favorite TV show)

5th CURRENT favorite song: (current favorite song)

6th Favorite Bands / Artists: (favorite band / musician)

7th Dirty or Clean: (dirty or clean)

8th Tattoos and / or piercings (and tattoos or piercings)

9th Do we know each other outside of LJ? (We know each other in real)

10th Whats your philosophy on life? (What is your philosophy of life)

11th Would you have my back in a fight? (You would strengthen me in a contending the move)

12th Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

13th What is your favorite memory of us? (Which is your favorite memory with me)

14th Would you give me a kidney? (Would you donate a kidney to me)

15th Tell me one odd / interesting fact about you:

16th Would you take care of me when I'm sick? (Would you care for me if I were sick)

17th Can we get together and make a cake? (Can we take time to) bake

18th Have you heard any rumors of me lately? (Have you heard any rumors about me)

19th Do you / have you talk (ed) crap about me? (You have blasphemed me someday)

20th Do you think I'm a good person? (Do you think I am a good person)

21st Would you drive across country with me? (Would you with me to land by s)

22nd Do you think I'm attractive? (You find me attractive)

23rd If you could change anything about me, would you? (If you could change anything about me, what would it be)

24th What do you wear to sleep? (What you wear when you sleep)

25th Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? (Would you just drop by to hang out)

26th Would you go on a date with me if I asked you? (You would arrange to meet up with me when I ask you go)

27th If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (I had only one day of life, what would we do together)

28th Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? (You will also post this so I can fill it)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Red And Brown Wedding

my feminine side

http://www.videotube.de/watch/10040

somehow does not work to embed the clip. Anyway, it helped me realize that I have very feminine sides. Ok

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Mount And Blade Mod Sword Of Damocles

Jackass

child is doing, never: drink directly from the tabasco bottle, especially from the great. It hurts even me. Young on fire, this

Monday, November 20, 2006

Alpine Cde Wire Colors

Ggögga-Gggölah

heavy heart I have won through to No products made by Coca-Cola to buy more. The conduct of the Georgians, especially in South America with Mafia-like oppression and murder (!) Of trade unionists is simply too much. Let's see how long I can hold my boycott, especially in summer when it is hot and I'm on the road and ...
And then the ever so many products ( http://www2.coca-cola.com/brands/brandlist.html ). For example, my third favorite Korean drink ...
I wanted to boycott any companies. For where should we stop there ... Nike, Esso, BP, Shell, DaimlerChrysler, airlines, aircraft from Airbus or Boeing-McDonnell Douglas-use (meaning all), Siemens, Mitsubishi, Sony, Hyundai, Deichmann, Peugeot, Fiat ... Actually, we should boycott the whole world. Well, Chiquita bananas I already boycott as long as I can remember.
Anyway, genuch genuch iss. Also, I can not complain with a clear conscience about RWE and Vivendi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Coca-Cola

We note particularly Chapter 4th I hereby declare

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Infertile From The Hpv Vaccine

learn to fly

Next week Thursday is it .... so far I'm learning ;-) flieeegen

I'm going to a Butterfly .... even stranger thing, I know .... how? tjaaa
1 word: Tattoo Baby! * Smile *

2 large, brightly colored butterfly wings tättoowierte

hoping ................. .. that I finally after all, it is possible to fly ...... * Dream *

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Genital Herpes In Dogs

Muaaahhaaahahahaa ...

that I will begin the enrichment of uranium. I do not yet know how to do that, but I've finally figured out without outside help, how to program the Sony DVD recorder to my mother (this was before show view) and also how to swallow Ex-Siemens-almost-BenQ Mobile simst.
My apartment is about empire have as many nuclear reactors per inhabitant as Sweden, that is a half.
Muaaahhaaahahahaa .......


uranium is, is the degree of the blind abegeschnibbelt. I made him turn back.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Cruising Spots Maryland

Here comes the mouse ...

before yesterday I saw the show with the mouse. Now I know what a lever, how it works and what meaning it has. Until then, I did not even know I had one.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

2010 Uc Berkley Supplemental Questionaire

A country like an attack epilleptischer

I may be back for almost two weeks from Korea, but I would like you a little about the land of my fathers. For, as the nation's favorite daughter Ida Daussy said one day, Koreans need to recruit more for their country. In Europe, it would eventually still many people who hold the Korea for a district of Tokyo. Well, Mme Daussy, à vos ordres! Even though we will never develop the self-Korean marketing talent of the Japanese, I will bring you in several parts of the Far East a little closer.

The Land of the Morning Calm - Some data

Korea, the country is commonly called the morning calm. And to some extent this is true also. Because Koreans are generally nocturnal and so - so it is very surprising many Europeans - late risers (but also little sleeper). And if it ever is a moment of silence in South Korea, then in the early morning. But even against 10 Clock in the morning because it is again incredibly loud (not that it would ever really silent, we are talking only of relative silence), bright, colorful and generally one is exposed to an almost sensory overload. I always need 2 - 3 weeks until I got used to some extent it did. At least, so in the greater Seoul.

South Korea has a national area of 99.000km ² (Iceland: 105.000km ², Bavaria: 70.000km ²). On this surface to squeeze about 48 million people. Thus, South Korea to Bangladesh and the Netherlands before the most densely populated country in the world. However, only about 1 / 3 of the country is habitable, that is an area of North Rhine-Westphalia meets.
Of the 48 million lives half in the greater Seoul.

My parents live in Bucheon, a city of 850,000 inhabitants and 50 km ² area (See: Hamburg: 50 km ²) in the sandwich between the cities of Incheon (2.8 million) and Seoul (10.5 million) is you. around one of many small satellite cities of Seoul tag around Seoul and Incheon, which form a nearly continuous urban area. Seoul itself has an area of 650km ² (Hamburg: 750 km ²) and placed 5th in the worldwide skyscraper index, although it is not there in a high-rise world-class. The city is just continuous and very evenly interspersed with skyscrapers.

4500 years and still going strong / way

Korea - Koryo or - as a state is something 4,500 years old, even if my ancestors after their exodus from Africa via Mongolia since 15,000 - 22,000 to settle the peninsula. Since then the country
had a number of names and desöfteren was sometimes divided into several countries, which has become a rather annoying habit. The oldest of Choson.
South Korea called Dae Han Mingook (Hence the U.S. American epithet "gook" from the days of the Korean War (then not yet a real curse word), which was extended in the Vietnam War on all slit eyes.) Han, this is the name for our ethnicity. Min Gook and people say (even Gug Kook or transcribed) means land (Chinese: Guo, Japanese: Kok (u), Vietnamese Quoc). So nation of Han people, or shortly: Hankook. And because the Korean from a "syllable language" is to reduce Koreans like syllables. Nam-Han of South Korea, and Buk-Han to North Korea.
In North Korea, however, to use the name of Choson, Buk-Choson and Nam Choson.
Because in Japan the neutral word "Korea" does not exist, you just say Chosen to North Korea and Kankok (u) to the south. So you can still remain pretty neutral.

names are smoke and mirrors

I kept watching with fascination, what a lot of Tammtamm Europeans - and I mean not only the Iberians - to make their names. In my time at MDS Pharma Services, a U.S. company based in Lincoln, Nebraska, I repeatedly had to do with the standard operating procedures of the company's headquarters in the center of the United States. One of these relates to the entry of names in the U.S. computer system in 1979 (yes damn! 1979!). According to the U.S. practice works as follows to enter: First name acc. to ID, middle name acc. to ID, complete last name acc. to ID. And what do you think of how much the theater is to press German names in such a scheme? Not all take it as loose as a certain Marc, who would rather be called André.
In Korea, all a bit different. First, many Koreans trace their lineage for thousands of years, at least I can do that and secondly is there a thousands of years old, strict System: A syllable surname, two syllables, proper names. Sometimes it is just one syllable. I had as a child to have a friend whose name was Kim Yong. Very rarely are two-syllable last name, eg Namgung, which are mostly Chinese names. Or Daussy, although Mme Ida Daussy has changed its name in Do as I know, a name that already exists in Korea. As we Koreans this system for thousands of years (do not think German meticulousness? Haha, I so dangerous!) With Asian meticulously followed, there were a few years ago in Korea just 300 different last names for 80 million people (and North Korean refugees included). Kim
which are the most common (21%), Lee / Rhee / Yi (19%), park / Bak and Choi, who - surprise! - One day the families were of the highest nobility. Kim was especially Lee and the King (= royal) family, at Park and Choi I do not know what the two have made a king. A time has certainly made a king.
There are 348 clans in Korea, who have the name of Kim. One is the Clan of the Kims from Kimhae / Gimhae, which includes my clan. Kimhae is Gyeongsang and is from the perspective of people from Honam enemy territory. I am from Honam. And my Mother. And they will disown me if I tow her a daughter of Gyeongsang. My family lives father's side for the past ten generations in Honam. About half of the Kims are part of the Kimhae clan, a total of nearly 5 million people in South Korea alone. Again about 1 / 4 of all Kim's part of the Gyeongju Kim clan. The remaining quarter is among the 346 other clans. The Kimhae clan is one of the few clans that belong to the two names: Kim and Heo (Huh). The Kimhae lead back to King Kim Suro, the Indian and his wife, Queen Heo Hwangok, 2000 years ago ruled the southeastern part of Korea, where most of the other Kim-clan originate. The Gyeongju Kim formed the Silla dynasty, which ruled later also the southeastern part of Korea, but a politically and historically were far more important family.
The most important kings of Korea, however, someone descended from the Lee Dynasty.
Even place names have two syllables in Korea in the rule name. Through immigration, the number of Korean family names in the last 20 years has increased again slightly.

be continued.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Fingerboard Shop Internet

Girls Are Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice ...

What motive had God really, as he put the man's wife to the side, will always remain uncharted. Because his motives are remain as unerschließlich as the so-called "female logic", a Oxymoron, if only because of the fact that much of the women's organization on the planet anyway for itself makes use of going with a kind of clairvoyant "Intuition" as a guide through life and to "feel" things and situations or to know simply " ". Without examining the facts, of course. On the other hand, a world without women would not shocking Boring? Not because we men are no longer would like peacocks adorn with chromed alloy wheel - the car, of course "pimped", or the necklace. No, because we do not of course to impress the world of women, but to mark our territory. But all the man and woman can much better read by Karl Grammar. At least until I my literary contribution to the battle of the sexes - have contributed - or rather his explanation. The real reason for these items of evidence on my part, so that the world would be boring without women, lies in the fact that this woman free world, which rises in front of my old weak eyes from the barren ground, a naked, cold world of pure logic would be. Everything would suddenly make sense. Decisions are taken solely by their usefulness. Everyone would have only so many pairs of shoes as he needed really ... a horror scenario for the economy. And I actually think this idea would not even finished. Despite all the confusion, to the womenfolk in all our thoughts of meaningful world gives rise to, I would like all the chaos and the suffering and pain, bring these creatures about us, do not miss it. I love the fact that women make up never seen the light, even if it drives us straight into the ecological and economic disaster. I love that they can never give a meaningful answers to the questions of life. And that the things they say to one in a relationship, more confusion than clarification that they would bring. And order is yet anyway shit. Oh God, I know you've been good to us. Since I am not a Muslim, I have to yes even after my death the theater with 14 virgins (or there were even more?) daily (!!!) hurt. Well, I'm 'ere not in the sky.
And I know that the Wright brothers invented the Flugmopped have anyway just to be with their loved ones on the other side of the ocean are.


PS: Did you know that testosterone kills brain cells?

Monday, September 11, 2006

Craigs List Used Rabbit Cage Austin Texas

cyber_bitch @ 2006-09-11T10: 32:00

Memo to me: alcohol, platforms and stairs simply do not fit! Morning call the X-rays! :-)
Hooorrayyyy but for ensuing free Monday! * Smile *

Monday, August 28, 2006

Meritline Dealextreme Focalprice

Berlin, Berlin, we're going to Berlin

Or: Oh, Won, you're so German!

I. Berlin, Berlin

I just got back from Berlin. And Despite the fact that I have been there for only three days it still feels like I just got back from a world tour. In the past I have been ranting about Berlin quite a lot but recently I have started to feel more and more positively about this place. Firstly, the last two times I have been in Berlin it has been on my way to and from Poland. And also the purpose of this visit was to get a visa (still feels weird to use the plural as singular) for the US so I can visit Julia.

Julia: "Did you pass that exam?"

And secondly, the people in Berlin are smaller than the people in Hamburg, especially the men. I am tall in Berlin!
Berlin is so much poorer than Hamburg. Except for that part of the city where the government and the embassies are located, Berlin is so worn down, old and historic, the people look poor and malnourished, there are so many homeless. And the people in Berlin are nowhere as stylish and chic as my fellow Hamburgese though they are not living on a separate way back fashion planet anymore as they seemed to two years ago. Even the homeless in Hamburg are classier. But that's exactly what I like about Berlin. Style and fashion are nowhere as important as in HH. All of this makes up for the charm of Berlin. Berlin feels so much more historic and cosmopolitan than Hamburg which is rather a giant Kleinstadt. Berlin feels like a mixture of Warsaw and Seoul.
That HH has been benefitting from the EU expansion so much more than B really helps to feel easy about the fact that B has been using the money they got from HH to lure prestigious firms away from here.
But I was really surprised, no, rather shocked, to learn how un-re-united Berlin still is, 17 years after The Wall came down. Westberliners consider East-Berlin still to be abroad and vice versa. And the people hardly seem to know the other part. Driving through East-Berlin I told a West-Berliner that I thought this place looked a lot like Warsaw. The reply I got was: Yeah, like the ugly parts of Warsaw.

II. One Wedding and No Funeral

There was also another reason why I went to Berlin: I attended the first wedding of my life. I went there with my friend of seven years of med school, Alex The Greek, and his girlfriend Jenny, an Italian nurse. Both of them being followers of the goth movement. As Alex noted the wedding was veeeerrrrry bourgeois, too bourgeois for the two of us though I kind of fit in optically at least. So I decided I would never get married.
The wedding ceremony itself was really impressive thought slightly unsual for the bridegroom was a strict atheist. So the sermon was split between a the best man and the pastor. And there was no Wagner or Mendelson-Bartholdy. But as one of the guests noted, this wedding set standards. BTW: Most of the guests were doctors and lawyers from Hamburg... A beautiful church in a beautiful palace and a beautiful (and damn expensive) restaurant.
Anyway, when midnight was closing in all the unmarried men (which included me) were asked to form a human paravent to prevent the bride's and bridegroom's parents to see how the bridegroom was taking off his wife's garter with his teeth which was quite a show. And when he got ready to throw it I made sure I stood a little bit offside so the garter wouldn't be thrown to me. But then it happened: I saw that blue thingee approaching another guy's face... I thought: protect the people... automatically my left arm extended... and like Mickey Mantle I caught the garter. It took me quite a while to realise what I had just done. Alex told me it looked quite cool how I caught it. But I was kind of dumbfounded, shocked, speechless. Thankfully the other guys didn't react like in that adidas ad for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers where they tackle that guy. The first wedding I attended. And, as the bride remarked, the next one will be my own.
By the way, of course Alex and I arrived late and of course it was mostly my fault and of course those who knew Alex and me (i.e. the bride and the bridegroom) expected this.

III. Jeden Tag sitz ich am Wannsee...


"So you know where you are now."

Between the wedding (Saturday) and my appointments at the US and Korean embassies (Monday) I had one day to explore Berlin. And because I happened to be in Grunewald (where they kept Indiana Joneses father prisoner) I decided I wanted to see the famous Wannsee. When I arrived at the underground station I was kind of surprised to see this sign in Gothic type letters. And all the signs at that station, about 50, looked like this which angered two of my fellow travelers. Of all the underground stations in Berlin is it necessary to put up brand new Nazi-style Gothic font signs here where they decided the total annihilation of the Jews? And this cannot be unintentional because there are only two stations where they used this font for the signs: Wannsee and Potsdamer Platz.


My personal Wannsee Konferenz: Currywurst im Darm, the lake and I

But still I decided It was to beautiful a day to get distracted by the past and so I got myself one of the famous Berliner Currywürste. In doing so I learnt what the difference between the red and the grey wurst was: The red one is Currywurst im Darm. And the grey one is Currywurst ohne Darm. And when you hear someone discuss about whether the red or the grey wurst is the real Berliner Currywurst you now know the awful truth.

IV. Du bist soooo Deutsch!

On monday I had my appointment at the embassies of the US and Korea. For the US embassy/consulate I had to bring a photo along with my visa application. And since I remembered how M'André for his trip to Houston made a picture with Bu's camera and printed it out with my then brand new inkjet printer I thought of doing the same. My sister was quite surprised to hear that I had decided against it and instead had gotten professional pictures. Her boyfriend had done the same as Marc. When I had told Julia about my photo considerations she told me: Why do those Germans always think they can use their homemade amateur pictures?
When I got to the US consulate in Berlin (Which is, unlike the embassy, located am ADH - After der Heide) I had to go through a tight security check. (Quite a difference, the Korean consulat didn't have no security, the Italian embassy didn't even have a fence but the US consulate wa so high security). Inside there were to desks. Obviously one was for the Germans, the other one was for the foreigners. For the latter the interviews seemed to take quite long whereas for the Germans the interviews hardly took more than 3 minutes. Since I had been told so many stories about how mean the US consular officers were, even by the official translator of the Korean embassy I was quite nervous. I had brought almost all the documents I had to prove my ties to Germany since I have only a limited visa for Germany which is due to expire in Jan 2007. Suddenly I got called to the counter to which so far only Germans had been called to. And after my fingerprints were taken I found out that for the US consulate I am kind of a German. I was only asked for how long I have lived in Germany (24 yrs), who paid for my (trip), where I was employed (MDS) and where I knew Julia from (Smith JYA: Ah, Smith College, so so...) I was told: You will get your 10 year visa via mail in about a week. Have a nice day. And I said: You don't need no documents? No. I brought almost everything I have. Good to be well prepared but I believe you, good bye...
I was kind of stunned but didn't insist on the officer seeing my documents since I had to go to the Korean consulate. I needed to pick up some paperwork for my application for a medical licence. After I had paid the fees I took my papers and put them into my folder. The officer looked at me and said: You're so German! Most other Korean students just take the papers, fold them or wrap them up and put them into their hip pocket. They have no respect for documents. And I said: My parents are the same. As if we were still living in the good ol' times of the Yi-Dynasty. And the officer said: Yeah...
But I was bemused that in the Korean consulate as a replacement for my passport which I had left at the US consulate the Korean officers didn't accept my Korean ID issued by Korean authorities but instead wanted to see my German driver's licence...

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Furniture Sprite Sheets

wonfuzius @ 2006-08-08T22: 27:00

I just had an job interview in Stade where Buche's sister is working as a doctor in the dept. of neurology. And when I mentioned I knew Bu the interview was suddenly over.... hmmm...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Car Traler Forsele Uk

Hot brownie Eve is back in town:-D

I am back and also naja eigendlich tomorrow again away ...... 'm not the greatest degree of pleasure is a long story in here to update Mallorca, just too hot and headless .... but is it interested in just ask, I will bubble with experiences from me like a fountain filled with sparkling ;-)

Ballermann-Alaaaaaarm!! with my lovely mum in the mega park
 

Sun is shining, the weahter is sweet                                                                        

                                                                                                                                                                          

me and my stupid posing * lol * ; ; ;
olle aldde the oldest olive tree in the world in Palma and in front of an Elvis blend named me
In Arta


the very early morning departure

if you wonder about my great great Elvis überstgeniale Friese ..... over 36grad there is no other way .... you just sweat from sitting as after 10km run .... and pink drops on my skin has never been entirely my Also:-D


Saturday, July 8, 2006

Split Hard Skin On Feet

The Re-Won-Looshan

My dear friends,

the Revolution is coming. Though it is not imminent it is only a matter of time for it to wash over our motherly planet to wash away all of mankind's sins and woes. Just like the revolutions we saw in France or Cuba, only at a larger scale. But wisdom is not wise words.

Friday, July 7, 2006

Smoking Sage And Blue Lotus

PLASA

The Pirate Land Aeronautics and Space Agency in action.

2008 Moncler Lineoutlet -belt

Jolly Roger

Standard Jolly Roger


The notorious, most feared Red Jolly Roger that originally gave the Jolly Roger its name. The normal pirates hat black flags. The cruelest hat the Red Jolly Roger, drenched in blood.


Edward "England" Seegar's flag. He was the most soft-hearted pirate in history who tried to avoid killing whenever possible. This pissed off his crew. They mutinized and kicked him out and he starved as a beggar. Did I mention that England was an Irishman? I like this guy.


Edward "Blackbeard" Teach/Thatch's Flag


Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts first flag


Black Bart's second flag. B in ABH stands for Barbados, M in AMH stands for Martinique.


"Calico" Jack Rackham's flag. His girlfriend was the notorious pirate Anne Bonny. And Anne`s friend Mary Read was also part of his crew. The say is, the crew got caught because they all had passed out from a night of binge drinking.


Roberto Cofresí Y Ramirez de Arellano's flag is identical to Calico's. Son to a Puertorican mother the nationality of this corsair's father is unknown. Either Italian or German, the legend says. He is Puerto Rico's Robin Hood. After the Puertorican government withdrew its letter of marque he was captured by USAmericans and turned over to Spain.

Brethren of The Coast


The angry Brethren of The Coast


Walter Kennedy


Christopher "Chris" Condent, one of the most atrocious pirates. He operated mostly along the coasts of the USA and Brazil and later went to Madagascar followed by Edward England and John Taylor.


Edmund Condent


Christopher Moody


John Taylor captured the most valuable prize in pirate history, the "Nostra Senhora do Cabo", and is therefore my role model.


Richard Worley


Emanuel Wynne


Thomas Tew


Edward Low


Henry Every


Henry Every while pissed off.


Stede Bonnet


John Quelch


Jean Thomas "Captain" Dulaien

How To Get A Blemish Free Butt

La donna e mobile - Women Are Fickle



Verdi Knew it all along. This one's for you, Marek Andrzej "Sokół" Kowalski from me before "El cerdo macho Sagaz de Oro, the Terrible Twins. That I'll explain later.


Woman is a feather in the wind

dumb accent and thought


-The woman is fickle
-Like a feather in the wind-Changes

her words-her thoughts And Also

More amiable,

pretty face in tears or in laughter is a liar


-Always a lovely,
-Pretty Face-
Crying or laughing
-It 's lying to you

Always miserable
who she trusts
who confides
unwary heart

-He is always miserable
-That-That trusts in her
confides in her
-His unwary heart


Yet one never feels fully happy on that breast

who does not drink love! Yet nobody feels

-
-Fully happy Who on-
That bosom
-Doesn 't drink love! So much for German

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Growth On Right Temple

The game was not lubricated, it was covered

"Gastfreundschaft": On my way home from watching the semifinals Between Italy and Germany at Heather's and "Big Poppa Chinese" Buche's I got yelled at and Attacked Because Of That Italy-Shirt I was wearing. People Were Trying to hit me. Every two meters Were people shouting abuse at me, "Scheiss Italiener", "Italo-Schwuchtel", "Spaghettifresser" "Pizzabäcker" etc to name a few. At first I just chose to ignore it. Sore losers, I told myself. But at Kellinghusenstr. station things slowly started getting out of hand. The other platform was crowded with people who shouted just the aforementioned insults at me. I tried to ignore it. But you know me, I am not very good at that. I started singing - no, shouting - L'inno di Mameli which drove the Germans into a frenzy (No, I am not saying: Into THEIR frenzy). Fortunately my train just arrived before they could lynch me. Inside the train I sat next to an Italian guy and his two German friends who told me that line that is the subject of this posting. He was not angry at words like "Italo-Schwuchtel", he was mad at "Pizzabäcker" which I can perfectly understand. The other expletives just show what sore losers those shouting these words are. But this whole Pizza-thing really reflects the arrogance of those who use these shitty expressions (I am putting it this way instead of saying "the Germans" in order to get Toby's approval). It angered me, too, reading this kind of stuff at the stern.de forum. Anyroad, after getting off the train on my walk home I got shouted at so many times I can't even count those events. I can hardly find the words to describe the whole situation. I got attacked several times, even by two teenage girls. I got in one serious fight with a guy that hit me (unprovoked, I may add). I hit him back which was kind of a bad idea since he was part of a larger group. But then, luckily, there were many people who came to my aid. Anyroad, that reminds me of that "discussion" I had with somebody whom I don't remember anymore some days ago:
Somebody: Did you see the news? Those English again, after every match of the English team, so many arrests. That's so typical.
Lord Wonsittart: Did you also see, after the England match in Dortmund 300 people got arrested. Only 15 of them were Britons. 285 were Germans.

I am sure, if the cities had not been full of police there damn sure would have been riots.

Where is your point, you may ask. There is none. I am just telling you what I experienced after Germany got kicked out of the tournament.
Well, I do have a point. The "Deutsche, weltoffene Gastfreundschaft" is a load of bullcrap. But don't get me wrong, I don't want to go ranting over Germany again. Other countries are exactly the same. Except for Japan, of course. I am still angered.

Addendum 1 (10:53 am): Hostile - the word I have been thinking about all the time but couldn't quite... now I can't ... the word that would belong into the blanks. But the general mood was very hostile.
Addendum 2: Mood was pretty pro-Italian and peaceful and harmonic in Eppendorf. As my public health professor said: In history Eppendorf has usually been better off than the rest of Hamburg because education does matter after all. I just forgot the positive aspects of last night because of my angering experiences.
Addendum 3: VAVA and MTV have removed the Burschenschaftenfahne aka Schwarz-Rot-Gold/Messing from their logos. That sucks.
Addendum 4: Oh mein Gosch, Ihr habt Bruno getötet! Ihr Schweine!

Monday, July 3, 2006

Lighterlife Cost 2010

Oh, Pirate country! Hate

First draft for the Anthem by Lord Wonsittart, 1st Duke and Sheik of Absurdistan. And it ist not based on the Kaiserlied.

Oh, Pirate Land,
My country 'tis of thee.
Booze, boobs and bootee,
Are what we livin' for!
Your rum is clear, so is your beer!
Our cups are brimming!
Our schoners are set for the prey!
We're coming for you!

Oh Pirate Land! Booty and the binge!
The mulatto revoolooshan!
The mulatto revoolooshan!

BTW, google.com says, Pirate Land is in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Mount Blade Wedding Dance Tips



I, Won, the titmouse hunter, announce hereby, at Raven's suggestion, that:
I have tasted the flesh of fallen titmouses.
Furthermore, I announce the list of persons, things, etc. that I hate.
Order is relevant.

1. Jimmy Carter
2. The Philadelphia Flyers
3. Bild Zeitung/Springer Verlag
4. Benjamin Netanjahu
5. Seleccao das Quinas
6. AC Milan
7. Stefan Aust
8. CDU/CSU representing conservative political parties in general
9. Australia
10.Denmark

List is not complete but valid until further notice.

Friday, June 9, 2006

Commode Flushs Itself

General Billing, Part 2 - German democracy

Einiges vorweg:
Ich bin nicht nur kritisch gegenüber Deutschland. Ich habe meine Probleme auch with the rest of Europe. Even with Asia and America and Australia in particular. I've always been a very, very difficult relationship with Germany had. From the perspective of a foreigner there really many bad things I have seen and of which I would tell you in this posting. But I also know that the Germans of my generation are actually really different than the Germans of the generations before them. They are ordinary people. As good or shit like the people in other places. And just as little (or just as much) racists, Nazis or anti-Semites as people elsewhere.
I will not say that there is no discrimination elsewhere. I will in this context, the following say
first Although it is also discrimination elsewhere, it makes Germany, in comparison, not a better place (the recipient of this statement feels addressed hopefully).
second Yes, I do think that there are a lot of countries where there are far fewer legal or other formal discrimination against foreign nationals than in Germany.
third Of course, bothers me the discrimination that I experience here. But what really upsets me is that many German keep their land for very tolerant. The German company is not a particularly tolerant. It is actually not too much out of the frame. But I think Germany in a European comparison actually come off quite badly. EU authority against discrimination because all my opinion. Excites me, especially the contradiction between expectations and reality in this country. And that bothers me at all companies that want to hear any of it or not bind to the nose, as they achso tolerant but was: Australia, Denmark, Netherlands ...
I also know the many good people who live in this country who treat their fellow man unconditionally regardless of their origin or their skin color.
But believe me when I see the football reports, reports in which Kerner, Beckmann and his associates, which were great hosts for the Germans, then it hurts. And it raises in me Nausea, disgust and fury.
Yes, I think Germany is a bit worse than the "average". I think there is no principle difference iller, only one of degree. I believe that Germany is not worse at the worlds as "average." But I think Germany is worse.

Sunday and now the actual posting.
General Billing, Part 2 - German democracy

flag Where do you see the German?
a) On a military jacket
b) On a staff
c) Nowhere

This question is from the mirror, and of course the answer given by the mirror to be correct c).
I know that only in the mirror is less manure than in the image, but still very much crap. But when I stepped out the door today on the street, this self-proclaimed greatest magazine in the world lies not clearly could have been punished. Black, red and gold everywhere. At first it scared me. But then I gradually came to realize that there is no reason to. Most people are not nationalists. And the flags are generally not an expression of dull CDU patriotism. Germany, most Germans simply love the way I did it: because they are in Germany. Just as one is Barmbeker or hamburgers. There has never been something I would have loved about Germany. And no matter how much I think about it - and write this I am not from bitterness, but simply because it is so - there is nothing that is particularly endearing to Germany. And I know that many feel this way. Especially in Germany. How else would explain such comments as: Despite the deep democratic tradition of the Federal Republic of Germany in Europe, we are still pretty unpopular. This is from Spiegel TV, not mine. Love someone because he or she is democratic? But unlikely. But what Germany has been different to offer except its democracy?
I have in the 24 years that I live here, met many good people. And I know that what I wrote in my previous article, many Germans is difficult to convey. Particularly if one is beech, just because you're living pretty much the opposite of all that I have written about Germany. I know a lot of German, to which this applies not to, are not "typical" German. But none so explicitly the opposite of which is like beech. What I
- also under the impression the events of recent days - have written is, of course, formulated harder than the reality. And it certainly sounds even harder than I meant it. But in essence I am convinced of this, not only since yesterday, but very, very long time. Yesterday Marc
called to me: 'Boy, demonstrating rain against Nazis!
My answer sounded a lot harsher than I had intended. I told him that I would not protest against Nazis. That it is in my view a matter for the Germans to say whether they are for or against the Browns. But I have not said out of bitterness about my current situation, but out of conviction. I thought so, as demonstrations and fairy lights at the events of Mölln, Solingen, Rostock-Lichtenhagen, Hoyerswerda ... were held, and acted. Especially me, who else was at every demo there.
Another reason that I do not mitdemonstriere is that, I'm not against that. I have a different view of democracy than the people in Germany. Germany is a country that for 12 years the opposite of democracy and embodied in the time before that is not too good with democracy had neither (What did the country as early as the era?). And then within 5 years from zero to one hundred percent democracy? This is what those who you look as fathers and mothers of the West German democracy, not credited to their countrymen. Because they knew that democracy in Germany was not grown in France, Great Britain or the United States. She was a forced democracy, which the Germans before the Allies - had been kneeling - particularly the United States. They did not know whether it would work, and that is why the German democracy a lot of security devices that are not necessarily in other countries There. This also includes the legal instruments to combat the enemies of democracy. I think a democracy, you have to endure that even Nazis have a right to free speech. And of course people must stand up against it.
German democracy is certainly technically precise and sophisticated than the democracies in the U.S. or UK with some very antiquated voting systems or their jurisdiction. And that the Germans are proud of. Wrongly, in my opinion. Because I think it speaks not just for a people when it relies on something if it does not work without double security systems. The democracies in other countries have their faults. When you think of the electoral system in the USA, UK or France thinks if you look at the jurisdiction in the States. But the errors do not jeopardize the survival of democracy in these countries. And in the following I would like to explain you that Democracy in Germany by no means the unwavering German oak is that it seems to be many.
I want to show you a world that you probably do not know about a German. The world of foreigners.
It's easy to say that you want to learn German, integrate. But it is not so easy to do.
Until I moved to RLH, I barely had German friends. My experiences with Germans as friends were all negative. In my school were foreigners German among themselves and in each case. But it was not such a thing as racial segregation, it has been playing football together and celebrate time is gone. But they just had different views. And so were Yugoslavs and Russians and Koreans closer than German. Without malicious intent. In my circles of friends I have learned that when it matters, the Germans have held each other and you as a foreigner was aussenvor. And it took a long time before this I distrust you could wipe over. And just because you're not like all the German "friends" I had so far, appears to you much of what I say and write, unjust. And I'm also tired. I know that It is unfair to you.
It is hard to describe what this invisible wall that runs between foreigners and Germans and brought slowly to fall. It starts with knowing your rights as a foreigner, its not as good, or how to take the rights. We do not know how to assess his chances in the society and the legal system. We do not know how to assess the Germans. Welded together and the Turks, Ghanaians, Yugoslavia and Koreans.
There are also simple to explain, things that stand between Germans and foreigners. If you have a foreign feel of system, not to be recognized by the society, no chance to get on to the inlet, it is also difficult to accept the rules. Why should they? And if you do not recognize the rules, this increases not just the probability to find too inlet into society. A vicious circle that is really hard to break.
You take things as foreigners differently. Particularly burned into my perception of Germany have Mölln and Solingen. Events of which we rarely even think as a German might. I clearly remember the discomfort that I felt when I was 14 years in the 7th Class on a school trip in Mölln was. And just as I had passed this feeling and almost wanted to tell me that the People in Mölln but ordinary people were not all fanatical Nazis as a child was on the road towards me and shouted: self, a Turk!
It sounds funny, even for me. But it was enough to awaken all my inner fears anew. Sure, it was only a child, only one child. But where does a child who was too young for school, this? And how do I know that but think a significant number of Möllner so? For a German it is easy to strip something. But to belong to a minority escape characterized by helplessness, such situations can be. If you are among many black as white, then perhaps numerically in this one moment in the minority. But it does not change the social weather situation. And that's the point. One is in a weaker position, feels vulnerable, and one can not help it. And what causes mistrust, which in the United States sometimes seems to paralyze an entire nation. But it is also the effort of a company can grow. Wal-Mart
came in 1989 to Germany with the acquisition of the purchase value chain. In Hamburg at Wertkauf no Turks were admitted. Up until the 1980s. Who knows whether that without the takeover by Wal-Mart would not have been in the 1990 Sun I had forgotten this fact from my childhood have almost if I am not a Turkish friend (not Birol) would have remembered. He had been dismissed by his parents at the door. I have never experienced themselves. But my father told me about it, it was with a Turkish friend of the inlet have been denied.
The Thomas Read was before, when I began to study, announced that it took in no Turks. And I still remember how uncomfortable Birol is four or five years, felt like I dragged him there after I had heard that the shop had changed its policy. And indeed, we came in. When I was a teenager, it was not in Hamburg came in a variety of shops, in the Turks. The Most are also not tried. So it was probably not too much on.
1990, my family and I moved from Barmbek to Ohlsdorf. When I was around the corner from us for the first time bought at the bakery to put a group of blond German girl at the door and shouted in chorus: Small Chinese, Chinese small. Of these girls, none bigger or older than me. Most were later classmates of my little sister. And none of them from high school has done. But Ohlsdorf Ohlsdorf called because it is a village. There was in our street with a Buddhist community center. Whenever the New Year's Eve firecrackers went off, gathered the boys of the area before and insulted and threw the "Scheissbuddhis with firecrackers. And often during the year. Many of the "Scheissbuddhis" were friends of our family.
The list could go on for a long time. This should be no indictment. I just want to open those (specifically, one of you) the eyes of this country who think that Germany was somehow better than any other country.
I also know that she has just done in the last five to ten years a lot in Germany. Strangely, my perception was
East Germany always different. In 1991 I was the first time in Meck'Pomm on school trips. And like the two times after that I had with my class to travel in the new countries that are We were greeted by groups of locals with xenophobic slogans. However, it has shaped my image of the East before. But after a seemingly endless number of rechtsexremistischen harassment, violence, murder, I must admit: The right wing won. I'm afraid of the East. Although not yet Mölln Solingen in the east are .* I know that there are many good people in the east. But it takes only a few, perhaps only one, to take my life.
This whole thing pisses me off too, especially in light of the current "integration debate" ("Learning German or go home") at. Why should it be integrated into a country where it is unwanted? And do not say that it is not it should be. gave repatriation programs for foreigners in the 1980s only in Germany. no longer needed as the foreigners were, since they could cease to be grateful that they were allowed to work here. And just think of the Vietnamese, who were allowed to slave away as migrant workers legally in the GDR and then after the change over the last 10 years have shown no mercy. One wonders why this whole show in Rostock-Lichtenhagen, when should the slanted eyes are always reported. Why demonstrate against foreigners? Why protect the foreigners from the mob? How can one not feel as a foreigner because as a commodity? No, Germany is really a racist and xenophobic Country to other comparable countries. I'm sorry, but it is. All this had long been a part of my view of Germany. Only part of the other views faced. And now prevailed. For it is the part that I see most clearly confirmed (most clearly stole). Over and over and over again.


__________________ * Although, Mölln in Schleswig-Holstein, and therefore quasi-east.

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Ear Protection Clip Art

Germany, Germany ...

... or master race and subhuman.

Dear Mr. Kim,

your application for a license to practice medicine according to § 3 of the Federal Medical Procedure, version of the 30.07.2004, is hereby rejected.
you do not meet the personal criteria used to Licence to practice medicine as a physician are necessary, because it does not have an establishment authorization and thus meet the criteria of the so-called "second generation". The license to practice as a doctor can not seem stay commit.
This decision is to appeal.
I would, however please note that foreign nationals principle of non-EU states have no power to obtain a license to practice medicine. The scheme for members of the "second generation" is a North Rhine-Westphalian system, which is not provided in the BUNDESARZTEORDNUNG. Therefore for the definition of the term "second generation" the health ministry of North Rhine-Westphalia. Des
Furthermore, I informed you about it in regard to the issue of an occupation permit is excluded, as these can be granted only in the public interest.

Mfg.
H.

I do not know yet what I'll do. This decision is not official, because the officer so "generous" was to let me withdraw the request yet. Had me otherwise just € 250, - cost. This is an application not filed. And indeed, there is still some ways for me to stay in Germany. But why? As great as many German think this country is not. It is not the land flowing with milk and foreigners foreigners honey, not the paradise of the dream of all foreigners. Sorry if I bring this illusion to burst. I will not beg to be allowed to remain in a country where I'm not wanted. Too much Diskrinimierung I have experienced. Too many insults, insults, slights, have seen how my parents spat on the street (And it was not in the East, but in Lüneburg) or attacked (Hamburg) were.
I'm tired. My whole life in Germany consisted of waiting and anxiety in ante-chambers officials hope that those who choose, have a good day. And that, I'm tired. I'm tired, in a country I have long felt to be my country at the mercy of other dependent need to be. I have no problem with the fact that I have less rights than a German or other EU citizens. I do not care. But I am sorry that for me there is no regular way of anything. I am always rely on exemptions, (That was meant ironically!) To the "mercy" of the generous German people and its officials. It is not the time, definitely to decide my future life. At least not for me. I'm tired of Germany. I'm tired of the idiots who think I should Germany be grateful for anything. How much can I give Germany! Do not get me wrong
. I do not want to say that Germany a country is really so much worse than most other countries in the Western Hemisphere. In the other Germanic countries there is even less for foreigners to laugh. Compared to Norway or Denmark, Germany is really liberal.
But I know definitely that there is no example in the U.S. legislation which generally excludes foreigners from the medical profession.
What really disturbs me is the discrepancy, the gap between aspiration and reality of German self-perception.
Marc, You can not seriously make a comparison between the situation in which I am in Germany and grew up here and what you or I do, if we want to enter the United States or what an adult who wants to emigrate to the U.S. experience. And even that is easier than what I experience here. I do not think you can not see the difference.
What I really hate to Germany, is the self-righteousness that sets this company on the day. I will not play it out that I am deeply convinced that this is no different Germany than the Germany of 1933 - 1945. This may not be easy, then to the Allied denazification should have run much deeper, which would ultimately mean 60 - to execute 80% of the German population. Simply impossible. Instead, remained the most judges, doctors, officials, scientists and other leaders and thinkers in their positions, had to stay there, otherwise the FRG would not be built. Whether Hanns Martin Schleyer and Josef Neckermann and Friedrich Flick, a list that could go on. wanted to let When Otto "media reports-Metro-Kaufhof Saturn Beisheim, his sign Lieutenant Colonel of the Crimson-SS Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler, a southern high school in his home town of one million donations are given, some teachers said, given his past against. This a real witch hunt was organized.
I am of the opinion that the fact that not 80% of all Germans killed, lives on in the German national soul that which has led to fascism could only take the German people walking almost without resistance, as in no other country (I was, Japan, Hungary and Romania still ...) and which has led to the Holocaust of Germany ran out and not of a country. Fascism, racism and anti-Semitism was and is in other countries. In Italy, Spain, Poland, France, UK ...
But Mussolini was seized power in the wake of the fascist march on Rome and drove the country into a civil war-like state, a Partizanenkrieg in which Italians Italians fought and at the end of Mussolini's own people were lynched. And in Spain there was a much larger size, even bloodier civil war. In France or Poland or the UK the fascists will never achieve political significance. Such resistances were there but not in Germany.
The master race-thinking is still deeply rooted in the German national soul. I wish I could find another, less provocative formulation. This is certainly not only the case in Germany. But this is the country I know best. And I also own the interior and the exterior view, which I know so well, in almost every particular.
"The Germans" like to talk about the economic miracle, the founding myth West Germany. It is transfigured into a magnificent performance of the "German people, yes, the German blood" [sic] that it is not. At least not in form, as told in the FRG. It was the know-how and intellectual infrastructure of the officials of the Nazi regime. And it was the money of the United States, which came in the form of the Marshall Plan across the pond. And with regard to the eastward expansion of responding to the German public, as would be given to the Poles or the Czechs have a great grace. But - apart from the fact that Poland has only a fraction of its rightful claim in EU funding pot - Germany owes the countries of the former Warsaw Pact, more than it gives them. For today in FRG living young people benefit through the Marshall Plan as the Second World War as the people in Poland or the Czech Republic suffered the consequences those criminal war, which Germany forced upon them. I'm not talking about sin. I'm talking about, that the Germans living today will benefit financially and socially from the Second War, for example, by the deep-rooted in Germany Pazifimus, economic viewpoint of the prosperity and welfare-state total care. And that the economic problems of Eastern Europe the same causes. Also
disgusts me that many expect from the German Turks who live here, thanks. to expect gratitude is almost a defining element of the German national soul. And more for me than a strong indication to the master-race thinking. I have to not only people who have the low level of education Uli Stielike, remember that most Turks living in Germany not in the city friendship Gelsenkirchen-Konya were fetched, but because Germany needed the labor of the people to his own wealth to increase. This was a business, a business based on reciprocity. I must also explain to academics 1er Abi. As in the 1950s came to West Germany, there were local signs were displayed at the entrance, etc.: Italy is not admitted. The guest workers should slave away and then leave again. They should not integrate. And most have accepted that provision. This is, moreover, one of the fundamental differences between the labor migration in West Germany and other industrialized nations such as France, Spain, UK and the USA. Which does not mean that it had worked better anyway.
When I see the discussion on the "Green Card" for IT workers, I can only fear is of German Öffetlichkeit recognize from foreign leaders. My goodness, it's about gebildetet people, people who have not come because they can not help but to people who come out of interest, to bring the ideas and often take it again. Just as trade contacts. But something in aliens see another as a people who are to serve the German people, many people find difficult.
played in the German professional football league in 2004 60.62% foreigners. In England, there were about 40%. In Italy, France and Spain from 25 to 35%. But the foreigners who play there are no cheap labor, but stars who complement the team, yes, they will enrich and from which to learn the domestic players. The idea that foreigners could bring more than just football-worker, is in Germany only Hoeness. The Poles, who play in Cottbus, differs only slightly from the poles, which are on the assembly line at VW. The
Intelligenzja in Germany considered themselves generally very self-critical. However, I also read in the mirror such words as "liberation of Germany from the Nazis by the Allies. What? Europe was liberated from the Nazis. Europe and the world were liberated from Germany! But good.
"The Mirror" is a good point. I remember the editorial of the British correspondent of the mirror to British-German relationship. He wrote - which was probably meant ironically - that the British lacked the necessary historical stage. Germany had so unlike the UK the Holocaust, what the German soul has grown and matured it. That is - even ironic or not - exactly the handling of large parts of the German educated elite contradict with the Nazi past. It is proud of the Holocaust, for it makes the Germans to Nietzsche's, who have looked into the abyss and got this look from the brink replied on unenlightened church-goers. German
like to complain about the USA. And they use it primarily arguments to them verkaut of Americans like Noam Chomsky or Michael Moore. But, although the German national soul for self-critical and most sophisticated in the world, believes it is in this country no one with Chomsky or Moore is comparable to hard with the agency of the Federal Republic in court. If you look at "American media products" look - from South Park on Futurama or the Simpsons, to know-the-vultures - Then one can see that the Americans can make fun of their country, to criticize it without (in referring to be criticized) take themselves too seriously or to nominate at all even for the peace or literature Nobel Prize. That never happened in Germany. You think: The Americans are stupid, uncritical and choose Bush. We Germans are so differentiated and self-critical. And then puts down Reinhold Beckmann and says: Germans are angry because we sports reporter the names of the foreign football experts can not say anything right. And then you're proud of how open-minded and self-critical one but this country is and knocks himself satisfied on the shoulder.
Germany is certainly not much worse than other countries. But it is worse than the worlds of country it is in the self-perception of many German.
Every country gets the foreigners it deserves. I will not judge. But a country that foreigners than as servants, and workers can be seen as parasites, is likely to let in only those ...
Ah, Germany. Perish after all.
Yes. I am disappointed and bitter. I really loved this country.

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Sew Baby Alive Diapers Or Nappies

Copa de la vida, la copa de pasión



Asi mi lista de mis paises favoritos:

first Italia - No puedo resistir este pais. Italia te amo!
second Mexico - No palabras necesarias. Viva Mexico! Viva Zapata!
third Côte d'Ivoire - Bailamos on Drogba!
4. Polska - As Germany but better.
5. Trinidad and Tobago - TNT, TNT!
6. Ghana - I am a partner in Africa.
7. Dae Han Min Gook - My blood, my people ...
8. Brazil - Garota de Ipanema ... And I have a tricot of this country ...
9. Costa Rica - They have no army, is a very peaceful nation, I think.
10.Argentina - I do not cry, Argentina!
11.Espana - Do not know why.
12.Portugal - If he says he is a very beautiful country.
13.USA - American, simply. 14.Togo

15.Ecuador
16.Angola
17.Czeska - Praha, my love.
18.France - are opponents of Korea ...
19.England - The nation's maternal futebol. So

my list of countries the least sympathetic:

1. Australia
2. Switzerland
3. Hrovatska
4. Saudi Arabia

And finally my list of countries to to feel nothing.

1. Germany
2. Japan
3. Tunisia
4. Iran
5. Ukraina
6. Srbska
7. Nederlands
8. Sveriges

Monday, June 5, 2006

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Closet Rod For Slanted

Without Words ... (Seen at WalMart Feldstr.)













Monday, May 15, 2006

Congratulations Phrases In Latin

Zocht onnt Ordnonnck



Yes, Zucht und deutsche Ordnung! A large multi crossway of two lane roads. Traffic lights out of duty. And traffic rolling smoothly without incidence, without chaos. Seen so today Schröderstiftstr./Rentzelstr./A.d.Verbindungsbahn (Uni/Fernsehturm). Yes! That is Germany! In Korea or in France or in Italy there would be chaos even with the traffic lights working, but not so in Deutschland.